Friday, 3 February 2012

Kinky sex with rubber?


I had a reply from the tyre company; they are going to refund some of my money as a goodwill gesture.  The wording of part of their letter made me groan in disbelief.  Consummation - not in front of the children, please! [Click to enlarge]


I am also annoyed - and I will write back - that they regard refunding the inflation of the 3 unaffected tyres as 'goodwill'.

4 comments:

Marginalia said...

This reply has to be included in any customer relations training.

I bristled at "purely in the interest of maintaining good customer relations" - how begrudging is that!

Clearly their position is not the missionary one!

David said...

Goodwill? A proper gesture would have been to say, "OK, you caught us. We were wrong. Here's your money back with X additional as a gesture of penance. Please don't tell people what scumbags we are."

Tenon_Saw said...

Marginalia: I agree.

David: I hope many people stumble across my blog.

Steve said...

How was it for you, darling?

No. Don't answer that. I can guess.